One night stands are amazing, but only if you’ve prepared for them properly. You don’t want to meet up with a woman for a one night stand only to have her run away screaming at the top of her lungs because your room looks like a mess. You don’t want her to get up in the middle of the night and trip on your anime figurines, resulting in a concussion and a bruised ego on your part. In other words, when you plan on having a one night stand, you need to prepare your room for the event. It’s not always easy to know how to do this, especially if you’ve been living a bachelor’s lifestyle for a while. Never fear! We’re here to help you figure out how to clean up your room before a one night stand. With our help, you can impress the ladies with your bedroom before you take her to bed. Here’s everything you need to do to prepare your room for your steamy one night stand.
Clearing Away All the Clutter and Trash
This should be obvious, but if you’re a bachelor and have been one for quite some time, you probably don’t realize just how messy your room has been getting. You need to clean up your bedroom before you invite any women in to have sex with you. That means it’s time to pick up all the tissues and magazines and anything else that’s lying around. You don’t need your room to be completely spotless but it definitely helps if things are neat and tidy. This should be the first step you take, and you can’t skip it no matter what.
Having Everything You Need on Hand and in Reach
There are just some things you need in order to have a successful hookup. Condoms, lube, and any sex toys you want to use – these should all be within arm’s reach. If you have a night stand, this is a good place to put all of your necessities. It may seem a bit presumptuous, but you will be thankful you did this when you’re in the middle of a hookup and you need extra lube. You don’t want to have to wander all the way across the room with a boner to pick up your lube.
Making Sure Your Sheets Are Clean, and Other Small Details
There are some small details you need to take care of when you want to have women over to hook up with you. Wash your sheets and make the bed, even if you haven’t done that since you were a kid. It’s a small touch but it is one that women will definitely notice and appreciate. It may be annoying to do, but she’ll appreciate that your room looks neat and tidy when she goes to hook up with you. Make sure that you look over your room carefully before you invite women over, because just the smallest details can make or break your chances with her.